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I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

In difficult and desperate cases, the boldest counsels are the safest.
Author: Titus Livius

In forming a bridge between body and mind, dreams may be used as a springboard from which man can leap to new realms of experience lying outside his normal state of consciousness.
Author: Ann Faraday

In every aspect of our lives, we are always asking ourselves, How am I of value? What is my worth? Yet I believe that worthiness is our birthright.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

In peace, children inter their parents; war violates the order of nature and causes parents to inter their children.
Author: Herodotus

Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.
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What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.
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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.
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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!
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What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.
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