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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Author: Albert Schweitzer

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Author: Oscar Levant

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Author: Leo Tolstoy

Hard work's a good distraction.
Author: Scott Westerfeld

Hate no one; hate their vices, not themselves.
Author: J. G. C. Brainard

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"
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Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!
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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"
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The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one. 'Nope,' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'
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