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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Author: Phyllis Diller

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Author: Woody Allen

There can be as much value in the blink of an eye as in months of rational analysis.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Author: Henry Kissinger

There is a concept which corrupts and upsets all others. I refer not to Evil, whose limited realm is that of ethics; I refer to the infinite.
Author: Jorge Luis Borges

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."
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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.
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Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.
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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
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Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.
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