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USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
Author: David Letterman

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Author: Matt Groening

Perhaps too much of everything is as bad as too little.
Author: Edna Ferber

I made my mistakes, but in all my years of public life, I have never profited from public service. I've earned every cent. And in all of my years in public life I have never obstructed justice. And I think, too, that I can say that in my years of public l
Author: Richard M. Nixon

Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

Do you know the time ? No, we haven't met yet !
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes