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The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Author: Doug Larson

The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter; the fleshy, in summer. I should say winter had given the bone and sinew to literature, summer the tissues and the blood.
Author: John Burroughs

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
Author: Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

It takes a long time to bring excellence to maturity.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
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How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.
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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
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