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Insanely Great!
Author: Steve Jobs

Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for the rest of the time... The wait is simply too long.
Author: Leonard Bernstein

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Author: Doug Larson

However often you may have done them a favour, if you once refuse they forget everything except your refusal.
Author: Pliny the Younger

Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing at random stops. If I loved her, how could I leave her? If I felt that way then, how come I don't feel anything now?
Author: Jeff Melvoin

What is a buttress? A female goat.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little S's painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes