Best quotes to send by SMS
Friedrich Nietzsche He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Niccolo Machiavelli He who has not first laid his foundations may be able with great ability to lay them afterwards, but they will be laid with trouble to the architect and danger to the building.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

African Proverb He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far off the town is.
Author: African Proverb

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage - he won't encounter many rivals.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Aristotle He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god.
Author: Aristotle

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !
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Insect jokes What goes zzub, zzub ? A bee flying backwards !
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Insect jokes What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !
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Insect jokes What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !
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Insect jokes How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !
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