Best quotes to send by SMS

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
He who has not first laid his foundations may be able with great ability to lay them afterwards, but they will be laid with trouble to the architect and danger to the building.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli
He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far off the town is.
Author: African Proverb
He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage - he won't encounter many rivals.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god.
Author: Aristotle
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's a bees favourite flower ?
A
bee-gonias !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What goes zzub, zzub ?
A bee flying
backwards !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did the spider say to the bee ?
Your
honey or your life !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did the bee to the other bee in summer
?
Swarm here isn't it !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?
A
humdred !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes