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The life of man is the true romance, which when it is valiantly conduced, will yield the imagination a higher joy than any fiction.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The tree is known by his fruit.
Author: Bible

The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
Author: Samuel McChord Crothers

The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Author: Bruce Cockburn

The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that he claims for himself.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.
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Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
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Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
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Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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