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You never find yourself until you face the truth.
Author: Pearl Bailey

You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"
Author: George Bernard Shaw

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.
Author: Matt Groening

You teach your daughters the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are done that they do not delight in your company.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult than to understand him.
Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky

What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes