Best Cell Phones

I'm proof against that word failure. I've seen behind it. The only failure a man ought to fear is failure of cleaving to the purpose he sees to be best.
Author: George Eliot

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Author: Jef Raskin

In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald

I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Author: Tom Stoppard

In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
Author: Aristotle

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't you call me on the telephone?" "You ain't got no tellyphone!" said Hensley. "I know," said Kelso. "But you do!"
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes