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I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that si
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model--because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else.
Author: Britney Spears

I would not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum.
Author: Frances Willard

I write a lot of lyrics and I'm involved in the producing process, because it's like, if I'm singing it, I want it to be something that I can relate to.
Author: Lindsay Lohan

I want all my senses engaged. Let me absorb the world's variety and uniqueness.
Author: Maya Angelou

Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don't admit it.
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Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.
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Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.
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Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
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Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged.
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