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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Author: William Shakespeare

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Author: Larry Hardiman

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.
Author: Marie Curie

What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !
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What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !
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