Best quotes to send by SMS
Plato There are three arts which are concerned with all things: one which uses, another which makes, and a third which imitates them.
Author: Plato

William Shakespeare Lay on, Macduff, And damn'd be him that first cries, "Hold, enough!"
Author: William Shakespeare

Robert Benchley There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
Author: Robert Benchley

Robert Ingersoll There are in nature neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

Phyllis Diller If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Author: Phyllis Diller

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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Rabbit jokes Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Rabbit jokes Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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Rabbit jokes Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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Rabbit jokes Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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