There are more fools in the world than there are people.
Author: Heinrich Heine

There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of heroes and villains. the people you can bravo or hiss. There was a truth to them that all the slick credulity of today cannot touch.
Author: Bette Davis

The praise that comes from love does not make us vain, but more humble.
Author: James M. Barrie

There are only two kinds of freedom in the world; the freedom of the rich and powerful, and the freedom of the artist and the monk who renounces possessions.
Author: Anais Nin

The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.
Author: Edwina Currie

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes