It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
Author: Mark Twain

There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

I am not afraid of the pen, or the scaffold, or the sword. I will tell the truth wherever I please.
Author: Mother Jones

If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the ranks.
Author: Frederick The Great

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes