Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story I could stop, and ask, Now do you want the hero to be kidnapped, or not? But that would, of course, have ruined the story. Part of the expe
Author: Penn Jillette

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Author: William Shakespeare

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Author: Larry Hardiman

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you?
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes