Therapy? I don't need that. The roles that I choose are my therapy.
Author: Angelina Jolie

There are a lot of people who can't write and maybe shouldn't write.
Author: Sarah Hepola

It doesn't matter if people are interested. It's about you taking your stuff and shouting out into the void.
Author: Jadelr and Cristina Cordova

I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree.
Author: Joyce Kilmer

There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream might be.
Author: Pearl Buck

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too. Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an escape artist-probably better than Houdini." The giant nodded. "If I had some chains," the deputy continued, "you could show us how strong you really are. But all I've got is a set of handcuffs. Why don't you see just how quickly you can break out of them?" Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled and jerked for four minutes. "I can't get out of these," the giant growled. "Are you sure?" the deputy asked. The fellow tried again. "Nope," he replied. "I can't do it." "In that case," said the deputy, "you're under arrest."
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You buyin'?"
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you." Mike said, "Claudia Schiffer's breasts."
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes