I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.
Author: Meryl Streep

The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.
Author: George Eliot

If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth became thine; if thy labor got it, let thy wisdom keep it; if oppression found it, let repentance restore it; if thy parent left it, let thy virtues deserve it; so shall thy
Author: Francis Quarles

The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more.
Author: Ed Parker

The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power.
Author: Ninon de Lenclos

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !
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What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!
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