There are only two kinds of freedom in the world; the freedom of the rich and powerful, and the freedom of the artist and the monk who renounces possessions.
Author: Anais Nin

The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.
Author: Edwina Currie

There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.
Author: Albert Guinon

There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Author: Mark Twain

There are some remedies worse than the disease.
Author: Publilius Syrus

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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