I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of a neighbor.
Author: Hubert H. Humphrey

The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat undignified to smile. But the smile must be of the right kind must have understanding in it, and friendliness, and a good deal of patience.
Author: Roderic Owen

I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
Author: Tom Hanks

The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.
Author: Esther Dyson

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ? Cugat to love my jokes !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes