Best quotes to send by SMS

The humble suffer when the mighty disagree.
Author: Phaedrus
Rejoice not at thine enemy's fall - but don't rush to pick him up either.
Author: Jewish Proverb
I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.
Author: Meryl Streep
The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.
Author: George Eliot
If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth became thine; if thy labor got it, let thy wisdom keep it; if oppression found it, let repentance restore it; if thy parent left it, let thy virtues deserve it; so shall thy
Author: Francis Quarles
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clown
!
Clown who ?
Clown for the count !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cologne
!
Cologne who ?
Cologne me names won't help !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cook
!
Cook who ?
Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Courtney
Pine !
Courtney Pine who ?
Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one
!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cricket
!
Cricket who ?
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes