The world belongs to the energetic.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Political advertising ought to be stopped. It's the only really dishonest kind of advertising that's left.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

I was brought up to believe that the only thing worth doing was to add to the sum of accurate information in the world.
Author: Margaret Mead

The world knows of Rosa Parks because of a single, simple act of dignity and courage that struck a lethal blow to the foundations of legal bigotry.
Author: Bill Clinton

Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a "National Town Meeting."
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Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here." The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.
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If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been" Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix it!
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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)"
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