There are more of them than us.
Author: Herb Caen

I can't think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn't help, just a little bit.
Author: Susan Glasee

There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
Author: Anonymous

There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, in the end, 'Thy will be done.'
Author: C. S. Lewis

There are people accusing me that I'm sick, that I'm a danger to morals, western civilization and basically everything under the sun. And they've got these wild stories about me, completely off the wall, completely untrue. They thought them up and it make
Author: Marilyn Manson

Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there? Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes