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If I was more complacent and I let things slide, my life would be easier, but you all wouldn't be as entertained. My misery is your pleasure.
Author: Kanye West

If it is once again one against forty-eight, then I am very sorry for the forty-eight.
Author: Margaret Thatcher

If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind.
Author: John Stuart Mill

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

If something anticipated arrives too late it finds us numb, wrung out from waiting, and we feel - nothing at all. The best things arrive on time.
Author: Dorothy Gilman

"Mah son's real smart!" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!" "What's his name?" asked the friend. "Bob."
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Spell "pound" in two letters. Lb.
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Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay).
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.
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Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy).
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