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Be neither too remote nor too familiar.
Author: Prince Charles

Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
Author: Confucius

Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good.
Author: Bible

Be not too hasty either with praise or blame; speak always as though you were giving evidence before the judgement-seat of the Gods.
Author: Seneca

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
Author: Malcolm X

What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef
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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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