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Let your light shine. Shine within you so that it can shine on someone else. Let your light shine.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child.
Author: Mary MacCracken

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Invention is the mother of necessity.
Author: Thorstein Veblen

Life is a struggle, but not a warfare.
Author: John Burroughs

Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes