Best quotes to send by SMS
John Stuart Mill A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inaction, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury.
Author: John Stuart Mill

Dr. Seuss A person's a person, no matter how small.
Author: Dr. Seuss

William Butler Yeats A pity beyond all telling is hid in the heart of love.
Author: William Butler Yeats

Paul Valery A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
Author: Paul Valery

Robert Heinlein A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
Author: Robert Heinlein

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bird jokes What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !
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Bird jokes What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !
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Bird jokes Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !
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Bird jokes How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !
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Bird jokes What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !
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