Best quotes to send by SMS

A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inaction, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury.
Author: John Stuart Mill
A person's a person, no matter how small.
Author: Dr. Seuss
A pity beyond all telling is hid in the heart of love.
Author: William Butler Yeats
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
Author: Paul Valery
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
Author: Robert Heinlein
The best jokes to send by SMS

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?
Birds of prey !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What do you call a very rude
bird ?
A
mockingbird !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Which bird is always out of breath ?
A puffin
!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?
Send him to polytechnic !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What do you give a sick bird ?
Tweetment !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes