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A scrupulous writer, in every sentence that he writes, will ask himself at least four questions, thus: 1. What am I trying to say? 2. What words will express it? 3. What image or idiom will make it clearer? 4. Is this image fresh enough to have an effect?
Author: George Orwell

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Author: Clive James

A show of daring oft conceals great fear.
Author: Lucan

A single day is enough to make us a little larger.
Author: Paul Klee

A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
Author: English Proverb

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !
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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.
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What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.
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What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger.
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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.
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