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Henry Miller Living apart and at peace with myself, I came to realize more vividly the meaning of the doctrine of acceptance. To refrain from giving advice, to refrain from meddling in the affairs of others, to refrain, even though the motives be the highest, from tam
Author: Henry Miller

Agnes de Mille Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or howWe guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark.
Author: Agnes de Mille

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future, without fear.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

William Shakespeare Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.
Author: William Shakespeare

Rabbi Julius Gordon Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Author: Rabbi Julius Gordon

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Blonde jokes What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!
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Blonde jokes Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!
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Blonde jokes Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
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Blonde jokes Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
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Blonde jokes Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
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