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Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy
Author: Norman Vincent Peale

Berlin is the testicle of the West. When I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev

Better be ill spoken of by one before all than by all before one.
Author: Scottish Proverb

Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatredtherewith.
Author: Bible

Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
Author: Anonymous

Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes