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Nay, tempt me not to love again: There was a time when love was sweet; Dear Nea! had I known thee then, Our souls had not been slow to meet! But oh! this weary heart hath run So many a time the rounds of pain, Not even for thee, thou lovely one! Wo
Author: Sir Thomas More

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
Author: William Pitt

Neither have they hearts to stay. Nor wit enough to run away.
Author: Samuel Butler

In every generation there has to be some fool who will speak the truth as he sees it.
Author: Boris Pasternak

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes