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Not every age is fit for childish sports.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in rationality.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Nothing can be done at once hastily and prudently.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what actually happened, but of what men believe happened.
Author: Gerald White Johnson

Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it, did we?
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Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?
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Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.
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Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.
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Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
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