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Men cling passionately to old traditions and display intense reluctance to modify customary modes of behavior, as innovators at all times have found to their cost. The dead-weight of conservatism, largely a lazy and cowardly distaste for the strenuous and
Author: V. Gordon Childe

Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel. Every one sees what you appear to be, few really know what you are.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
Author: Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."
Author: Richard Pryor

Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative.
Author: W. S. Gilbert

What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!
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What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!
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What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!
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What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!
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When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes