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No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

No matter what we do, we are always going to have Us versus Them moments. We can separate, yell or talk to each other and draw a truce. You won't agree with everybody. It doesn't mean the other person is an idiot.
Author: Jimmy Bise Jr.

No one can be a great thinker who does not recognize that as a thinker it is his first duty to follow his intellect to whatever conclusions it may lead. Truth gains more even by the errors of one who, with due study, and preparation, thinks for himself, t
Author: John Stuart Mill

No one can harm the man who does himself no wrong.
Author: Saint John Chrysostom

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.
Author: Edmund Burke

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.' The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'
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What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''
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Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !
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