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No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
Author: Anonymous

No man is an Island, intire of itselfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine...
Author: John Donne

No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.
Author: Christian Nestell Bovee

No man who know aught can be so stupid to deny that all men naturally were born free.
Author: John Milton

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Author: Lily Tomlin

Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes