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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
Author: Mark Twain

Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else.
Author: Judy Garland

Be alert to give service. What counts a great deal in life is what we do for others.
Author: Anonymous

Be brief, for no discourse can please when too long.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.
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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.
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Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Positive.
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"Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. "They're on your feet," said one of the students. "So they are," said the professor. "It's a good thing you saw them, or I would have gone home without them!"
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Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to paint the rooms. "I'd like the bathroom done in white!" Corbett walked over to the window and shouted, "Green up! Green up!" "I want the bedroom in blue!" continued the woman. The contractor listened and yelled out the window, "Green up! Green up!" "The halls should be done in beige!" she instructed. Again, the man barked out the window, "Green up! Green up!" "Will you stop that?!" shouted the woman. "Every time I give you a color, all you do is shout 'Green up!' What the devil does that mean?" 'Tm real sorry, ma'am!" explained Corbett. "But I got three Oklahoma basketball players down there tryin' to put in the front lawn!"
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