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I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
Author: Samuel Butler

I do not want to die... until I have faithfully made the most of my talent and cultivated the seed that was placed in me until the last small twig has grown.
Author: Kathe Kollwitz

I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free.
Author: Angelina Jolie

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Author: Bill Cosby

I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!
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Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time.
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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.
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Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
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Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
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