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If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; If you would know, and not be known, live in a city.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: 'I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.
Author: Epictetus

If you would stand well with a great mind, leave him with a favorable impression of yourself; if with a little mind, leave him with a favorable impression of himself.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I don't measure America by its achievement but by its potential.
Author: Shirley Chisholm

Ignorant men don't know what good they hold in their hands until they've flung it away.
Author: Sophocles

Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes