Best Cell Phones

If someone betrays you once, its their fault; if they betray you twice, its your fault.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
Author: Norman Augustine

If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
Author: Yogi Berra

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
Author: Jimmy Buffett

If the truth doesn't save us, what does that say about us?
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes