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Character is what you are in the dark.
Author: American Proverb

Charity shall cover the multitude of sins.
Author: Bible

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Cherish that which is within you, and shut off that which is without.
Author: Chuang-tzu

Children are born true scientists. They spontaneously experiment and experience and reexperience again. They select, combine, and test, seeking to find order in their experiences - "which is the mostest? which is the leastest?" They smell, taste, bite, an
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need." So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting on with the girls now?" he asked. "Who needs girls?" said Pinocchio.
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Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.
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Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick.
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Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."
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Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.
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