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Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
Author: James Joyce

Moderation? It's mediocrity, fear, and confusion in disguise. It's the devil's dilemma. It's neither doing nor not doing. It's the wobbling compromise that makes no one happy. Moderation is for the bland, the apologetic, for the fence-sitters of the world
Author: Dan Millman

Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
Author: Hobart Brown

Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields.
Author: Peter Borden

Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.
Author: Diogenes the Cynic

Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
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What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.
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First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.
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When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'
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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.' The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'
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