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Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others.
Author: Edward Abbey

And Charlie, don't forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after.
Author: Roald Dahl

And in that line now was a whiskered old man, with a linen cap and a crooked nose, who waited in a place called the Stardust Band Shell to share his part of the secret of heaven: that each affects the other and the other affects the next, and the world is
Author: Mitch Albom

And now also the ax is laid unto the root of the trees.
Author: Bible

And so faith is closing your eyes and following the breath of your soul down to the bottom of life, where existence and nonexistence have merged into irrelevance. All that matters is the little part you play in the vast drama.
Author: Real Live Preacher

What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.
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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.
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What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away..
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A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
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"Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "There's a tree coming straight for us!"
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