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Mark the perfect man, and behold the upright.
Author: Bible

Iron rusts from disue; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind.
Author: Leonardo da Vinci

May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility.
Author: Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Author: Aldous Huxley

Memories of our lives, of our works and our deeds will continue in others.
Author: Rosa Parks

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?" I must have left them in bed !
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes