Best quotes to send by SMS

Man is never honestly the fatalist, nor even the stoic. He fights his fate, often desperately. He is forever entering bold exceptions to the rulings of the bench of gods. This fighting, no doubt, makes for human progress, for it favors the strong and the
Author: H. L. Mencken
Man is the artificer of his own happiness.
Author: Henry David Thoreau
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
Author: William Hazlitt
Management by objectives works if you first think through your objectives. Ninety percent of the time you haven't.
Author: Peter Drucker
Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
Author: Samuel Johnson
The best jokes to send by SMS

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Princess Leia Barbie ...Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth, long ears
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child
what grown-up life is really going to be like
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette
included
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