Best quotes to send by SMS
Steve Jobs It's really hard to design products by focus groups. A lot of times, people don't know what they want until you show it to them.
Author: Steve Jobs

German Proverb It's the whole, not the detail, that matters.
Author: German Proverb

Beverly Sills I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up.
Author: Beverly Sills

Sophie Tucker I've been rich and Ive been poor -- and believe me, rich is better.
Author: Sophie Tucker

Frances Moore Lappe I've grown certain that the root of all fear is that we've been forced to deny who we are.
Author: Frances Moore Lappe

The best jokes to send by SMS
Aviation jokes I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.
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Aviation jokes As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep." From the cabin, a passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!"
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Aviation jokes A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better." The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot." The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level. Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?" "I just shut down two engines, kid."
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Aviation jokes ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
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Aviation jokes Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.
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