Best quotes to send by SMS

Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin.
Author: Bible
Conspicuous by its absence.
Author: John Russell
Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have.
Author: Anonymous
Conversation is food for the soul.
Author: Mexican Proverb
Could we change our attitude, we should not only see life differently, but life itself would come to be different. Life would undergo a change of appearance because we ourselves had undergone a change in attitude.
Author: Katherine Mansfield
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a
moth
Get out of the way, your in my light!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I
do about
it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm
an
electric eel
That's shocking!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient: Doctor,
what should I do
if my temperature goes up five more points?
Doctor: Sell!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient: Doctor, you must help me.
I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with
people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did,
didn't I, you stupid fool!!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes