Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin.
Author: Bible

John Russell Conspicuous by its absence.
Author: John Russell

Anonymous Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have.
Author: Anonymous

Mexican Proverb Conversation is food for the soul.
Author: Mexican Proverb

Katherine Mansfield Could we change our attitude, we should not only see life differently, but life itself would come to be different. Life would undergo a change of appearance because we ourselves had undergone a change in attitude.
Author: Katherine Mansfield

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
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