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'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.' Under the influence of this pestilent morality, I am forever letting tomorrow's work slop backwards into today's, and doing painfully and nervously today what I could do quickly and easily tomorrow.
Author: J. A. Spender

Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.
Author: Victoria Holt

Never tell anyone that you're: writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death.
Author: Lynn Johnston

Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
Author: Eddie Izzard

A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'
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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !
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Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!
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One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
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I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!
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