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If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Author: Bill Lyon

My freedom will be so much the greater and more meaningful the more narrowly I limit my field of action and the more I surround myself with obstacles. Whatever diminishes constraint diminishes strength. The more constraints one imposes, the more one frees
Author: Igor Stravinsky

Man is the measure of all things.
Author: Protagoras

I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too much. My spiritual quest is the painful process of learning to let go of things not essential.
Author: Real Live Preacher

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette's tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blonde's tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,"MOOOOOOOOOO!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes