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Never confuse movement with action.
Author: Ernest Hemingway

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity than they really are.
Author: Henry Fielding

I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.
Author: Jennifer Aniston

O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Author: William Shakespeare

"What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out, "Happy!"
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I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes

What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !
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Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ? He was dense and wet !
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Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. ' Would you like another cookie ?' she asked. 'Yes, please,' replied Jimmy. 'What good manners you have,' said his Gran. ' I do like to hear young people say 'please' and 'thank you'.' 'I'll say them both if I can have a big piece of that cake,' replied Jimmy !
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