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I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

In difficult and desperate cases, the boldest counsels are the safest.
Author: Titus Livius

In forming a bridge between body and mind, dreams may be used as a springboard from which man can leap to new realms of experience lying outside his normal state of consciousness.
Author: Ann Faraday

In every aspect of our lives, we are always asking ourselves, How am I of value? What is my worth? Yet I believe that worthiness is our birthright.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

In peace, children inter their parents; war violates the order of nature and causes parents to inter their children.
Author: Herodotus

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
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Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
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Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
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